frecklehog:

“Marshmallow? What a hilariously unfitting name.

…I don’t really know what an Altaria is, but I can imagine it being pretty annoying to deal with.

Hm? Well, then. Maybe I’ll run into her one day.”

"Can you really blame me, I named him when I was a toddler.”

“Just imagine a giant pissy ball of cotton and you’re not far off.

If she’s much shorter than I am, you’re more likely to trip over her.”