no but you did make him feel bad for his habits, instead of calmly reminding him again why his habits weren’t a good idea. some friend you are.

“Yes, I KNOW am an asshole, I know that and I fully admit it. But I’m not going to feel bad for someone who’s cholesterol levels are through the fucking roof through his own doing. Do you know how high his risk of a heart attack is right now? Fucking higher than mine, that’s for sure.”

“I informed him yesterday of food poisoning and the fact that his ‘habits’ expired the day before that. He kept eating them despite informing him. I’m not going to bother anymore. If he wants to drop of a heart attack brought on by high cholesterol, then by all fucking means.

Did anyone else think of food poisoning or to check the fucking expiration date?! HMM?!”