screamshiranui:

“…how come you get to say shit like that and not get busted for it? I keep getting caught.”

Maybe she should change her tactics. Like swearing in another language. How much English did Kashiwagi actually know?

“Cause I say it in French in a really upbeat tone, so she thinks I’m giving her compliments. Papa’s been teaching me all the good swears when he calls. Potato doesn’t suspect a single thing.”

And goddamn did she know some brutal swears now.