Where were you at the time of death? 

“Wh-really? I’m 95% sure I was doing class assignments at the time of the first two, and I was in class for Narukami’s and on an psych assignment binge Chitanderu’s. I need to keep up my grades so my visa isn’t revoked.”

Do you have any personal relations with the victims thus far?

“While Narukami looks almost exactly like someone I knew back home, I don’t know him personally, nor any of the victims. I feel bad that I wasn’t able to help with Chitanderu’s, but would anyone want the help of someone who had been been awake for several days and could barely walk right? I mean really.”

Have you written / posted on the gossip wall? If so, what? 

“I have not and I refuse to. I’ve only looked at it in case there’s something significantly important. However, I’ve been unable to do that recently because someone had the bright idea to induce massive eye strain by overlaying shittons of text over what was already there. So I haven’t looked at it in a couple of days.

If anyone has anything to say about me, however, they can tell me to my face. Shittalking people under the cover of anonymous writing is cowardly and I doubt I’ll hear worse than what I had to deal with back home.”