frostwill:

critical role sentence starters !!!

• so… we’ll talk later.
  
• why won’t you stay down and die with dignity?
• no. no further.
• this is not over. it can’t be.
• try not to have too much fun without us.
• i have this blink candle. it’s formed from various animals that blink.
• it’s so rare that we’re actually given the opportunity to be honest about everything. we might as well try it once and see if we like it.
• you know i’m in love with you, right?
  
• you seem… like a person. and that’s great.
• those are coins! you’re not making it rain, you’re making it hail!
• i’m killing someone, hold please.
• your secret is safe with my indifference.
• my heart is someone else’s.
• do not go far from me. if we are out of earshot, you are too far from me.
• um, i don’t know if it’s the food you made or the fact that we’re going to die tomorrow, but i want to kiss you.
• i was all kinds of fucked up a few weeks ago.
• you’re all kinds of fucked up all the time. we all are. and that’s why we’re together.
• i just want to let you know… i am possibly the worst person you’ve ever met.
• i think i kind of hope… not necessarily to hurt you or harm you, but i hope that one day… that you can know just how awful i can be.
• you can curse, it’s okay. you killed one of us.
• i think i’ve always been in love with the idea of you.
• i was only gone for thirty seconds!
• i encourage violence.
• i can give you the means to protect them.
• i do not want to die who i am. i’d like to live long enough to be someone else.
• you’re on your own, fuckface.
• a volcano is – is nature’s candle!
• sometimes people go and they don’t come back.
• do you spice?
• so we’re going to kill everyone that we see in the next ten seconds.
• i don’t want to be here if you’re not.
• i told you before. no one kills you but me.
• he traded his life!
• i don’t have very many things that i care about and i don’t have anything that cares about me.
• i’m great! well, not really, but i’m just going to pretend i’m happy so everybody can be okay!
• i’ve been in a barrel for an hour. i fell asleep in there!
• yes. i heard. it was the only thing i heard.
• don’t cry. i’m just a little cold.
• i bury my shame.
• i should have told you. it’s yours.
• forgiveness – that’s the key, isn’t it? it’s the only way to really grow.
• your hair’s a mess. sit still.
• you are my heart. you are me. you are my other half. you are welcome with me always.
• you don’t always have to put on a brave face, dear.
• we’re friends, right? are we friends?
• i know we don’t always agree and i know i can be unkind, but… you know you’re family, right?
• i’ve had a terrible thought. and it is sort of my business to have terrible thoughts.
• take me instead.
• we walk towards glory.
• that’s mine! that’s mine!
• did it choose me because i was broken, or did it break me?
• please bring him back to me.
• you think you care about me?
• this was always supposed to happen, wasn’t it?
• i love you. if i can find you, i will. if not, stay alive.
• if he’s gone i won’t be the same.
• i’d watch your moral panic all day, it’s delightful.
• in many ways you are my total opposite. but you are also my best friend.
• i made a choice. this is my family.
• i forgive you. but i cannot let you leave.
• please. please. i love him as much as you do.
• fix him. fix him!
• i like this family. i’d like to keep it.
• i want you to know that you are like a brother to me.
• talk about my sister again.
• it’s been a while since we’ve had one of our depressing chats!
• i can’t have you gone. i need you here.
• i think we’re very broken people. but i think together we’re much greater than the sum of our parts.
• don’t ever fucking do that again.
• you didn’t die. but you did! but you didn’t. but you did! and then you didn’t.
• i don’t want any of this! i don’t want any of this.
• i’ve just had a near death experience and i’m craving some lasagna. 
• you know, you’re getting weirder.
• you and i are very different.
• i’ve killed two of those who’ve wronged me and nothing is better. nothing feels better. nothing is avenged.
• call me “child” one more goddamn time!
• if you’re lucky, you die last.
• some people have no sense of fucking honor!
• i’ll take my clothes off if it’ll inspire us.
• thank you for believing in me.
• you’ve never done anything for me! never! you’ve never risked anything, you don’t know me!
• everyone else believes in you. why shouldn’t you?
• how many fingers am i holding up?
• what’s the first letter of the alphabet? this you know.
• yay! teamwork!
• you fucking died!
• don’t touch me right now! i’m not – don’t touch me!
• i’m going to go get a sandwich.
• you had us all very worried.
• your reckless impulses will get you killed!
• i’m done with gods. they will not help me. perhaps you will. 
• this is too fucking much.
• come here, you shithead.
• it has been an honor.
• screw you! i want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated.
• you’re the face i saw when murder entered my heart.
• i’m undecided about you.
• never forget you’re my favorite. and i’m so sorry.
• i’m not leaving him.
• you’re a better man than you believe.
• feel like making a home here?
• you’re an idiot and i’m very proud of you. don’t do that again.
• sound off if you’re alive.
• it’s not going to work.