princesszeldaz:

why propose to your significant other with a silly sparkly ring when you can propose to them with a (much more practical) Really Cool Sword for all their frequent battle needs

electrograins:

@cadcnce

sparknshinerpmemes:

Reblog this if your muse can cook for themselves.

atomkind:

‘do u have kinks’ yeah like five in my neck

I don’t care what anyone says, muscles on a girl is attractive af

nobodytoldthehorse:

Apparently “spite” is not an ‘appropriate answer’ to “What motivates you?”

tsunamiwavesurfing:

short girls always wanna fight yall like mini batteries overflowing with energy cause yall bodies too small to contain it if only yall had used it to grow instead

notoriouslye:

I will never ever ever get tired of flowers

bborzoi:

you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch