putthepromptsonpaper:

I hate the term ‘an eye for an eye’. If you take my eye, let it be known that I’ll take both your eyes and your dominant arm.

in my defense, i was left unattended

my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats

#1 motivation: spite

jodiefoster:

me while sipping apple juice out of a champagne glass and looking dramatically off into the distance: i’ve had it

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

person : you’re too sensitive

me: *cries even harder*

i’ve thought about it and yes, i’d sell my soul & turn myself inside out to make sure no one i love ever gets hurt again

I am a force of nature. I was never meant to be controlled

you: nobody supports me..

me: *rustles pom poms*