“Sorry, hun. You’re abusing Kin, physically and mentally, and I’ve had enough. He’s now registered in this world as both a citizen and my ward. You are no longer legally allowed to be within 400 miles of him or my and Kin’s home. The paperwork was filed yesterday evening. Goodbye and never come back.”

And across the multiverse, the former champion sneezed right off her futon once again and right onto her face.

She got back onto her futon, growling curses to turn the air blue.

“Arceus almighty, what the fuck is going on?! I’m not allergic to anything on Undella Bay! This is the second night in a row!”