“Aha!”

“I knew something was missing! Damn it, Triton…”
The former champion promptly dragged a drunken Triton off of an empty bottle of sake.
“Aha!”

“I knew something was missing! Damn it, Triton…”
The former champion promptly dragged a drunken Triton off of an empty bottle of sake.

Suspicion senses are tingling.

“What is this I hear about underage drinking? Silv, you know better than that! Alcohol highly flammable!”
Somewhere in the far reaches of the multiverse, the former champion sneezed right out of her futon and onto the floor.

“Ow.”

“Silv? Are you alright?”
And suddenly the revving of a hacksaw is heard.

“~<3”
“Oh anon~ I have a hacksaw and I know how to use it~”

“An ‘accidental’ limb slice here, a stab there and you’ll be right as rain and not trash talking my best friend~”
“What in the name of Arceus is going on?”

“Hmm? Someone call me?”


^ this is the face of someone who smells the bullshit from a mile away. She very pointedly stares at the abandoned strawberries.
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