coordinatorharley:

“Hey honeys, Harley here. Remember my old part time job working at an egg nursery? Well, I’m helping them again and there’s just a butt load of eggs to pass out. So! How about you guys help this sexy man out and take these eggs off my hands, neh?”

“You’re gonna have to reblog though if you want one. I will not pass out the liked. You bums better take care of these babies or I will go over there and act all mama bear on your butts! Ahem.. Anyway.. There aren’t any Legendaries, that much I know of, however, there miiiiiight be a shiny somewhere. To make things better for ya, the little buggers are in incubators so chances are, they’re gonna hatch tomorrow. You don’t haveta wait long! Oh ho ho~!”

“So in all seriousness, please take one.. These things are taking over my apartment and I don’t have a bed to sleep in.. Thanks!”

“Oh! Before I go, see those tags down there? Just put down ‘egg giveaway’. Makes it easier on me.”