“DON’T TRUST THE GERMANS!”
“Hey! What’s with all the hair dryers? You blew a fuse!”
“We’re going to roast some wieners, so stick around!“
“I think the Russians ate the moon!”
“No! Oh, please don’t damage me! I’m just starting puberty! It’s going to be a whole new world!“
“I hereby sentence you to be chased by an unpredictable man in a gorilla suit!”
“Court dismissed! Bring in the Dancing Lobsters!”
“One more interruption and I’ll glue something to your butt!“

“THERE’S NO MORE ROOM ON MY BUTT!”

“Oh, sorry! I’ll have a cheeseburger, fries, and a large root beer!”

“You’d better check the date on your brain, because I think it expired!”
“Oh, for the love of Fat Elvis! Can we please get this show on the road?“
“Hi, and welcome back to ‘So You Wanna Win $5?’”
“That was so pointless!“
“It will make you rich, which will make you popular, which will make you happy!”
“Well, that’s our show! I gotta go overthrow Canada! See ya!”
“____, as a child, were you dropped on your head?”
“Sure! Lots of times!”