Tag: ;outofmasterballs ;; Ask Meme
how drunk can you get my muse? send me “have you ever”s and for every one my muse has done, they’ll take a drink.
FIRST THREE IN MY INBOX GET KISSES
Studio Ghibli Sentence Meme
- “Now I have something I want to protect. It’s you.”
- “I’m not afraid to die!”
- “You cannot change fate. However, you can rise to meet it, if you so choose.”
- “They say that the best blaze brightest when circumstances are at their worst.”
- “Fear and anger only make it grow faster.”
- “I think I can handle it.”
- “Here’s another curse for you – may all your bacon burn.”
- “Don’t worry! Stay right where you are, I’m coming to get you! You’re gonna be fine, I won’t let him hurt you.”
- “I need something of yours. How ‘bout your eyes?”
- “We gotta get out of here! We’re gonna get in trouble!”
- “You, you sabotaged me! Look! Look at what you’ve done to my hair! Look!”
- “No more killing. It has to stop!”
- “You sound ghastly, like some 90-year-old woman.”
- “Guys, don’t take that food! We’re gonna get in trouble!”
- “Fight ‘em! C’mon!”
- “Smile so we can make a good impression.”
- “We each need to find our own inspiration. Sometimes it’s not easy”
- “I finally get a bouquet and it’s a goodbye present. That’s depressing.”
- “Life is suffering. It is hard. The world is cursed. But still, you find reasons to keep living.”
- “Sorry, it looks like you’re involved.”
- “Oh, my baby! Are you all right? Are you emotionally traumatized?”
- “Now I’m trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it.”
- “Leave before it gets dark.”
- “Once you do something, you never forget. Even if you can’t remember.”
- “Cut off a wolf’s head and it still has the power to bite.”
- “It’s all so familiar yet I know I’ve never been here before. I feel so at home.”
- “Now I’m trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it.”
- “I suggest you surrender. There is no ship coming to rescue you.”
- “I had no idea that my rage could drive me to kill.”
- “These days, there are angry ghosts all around us – dead from wars, sickness, starvation – and nobody cares.”
- “A heart’s a heavy burden.”
- “Please! You must stop!”
- “Well, well, well… hello kitty.”
“You can’t be busy – you’re five!”- “So you say you’re under a curse? So what? So’s the whole damn world.”
- “ I have really had enough of your incredible stupidity.”
- “Lamebrain! They made an escape! Now step on it!”
- “I didn’t want them to kill you.”
- “It’s fun to move to a new place. It’s an adventure.”
- “Welcome the rich man, he’s hard for you to miss. His butt keeps getting bigger, so there’s plenty there to kiss!”
- “You shouldn’t be here! Get out!”
- “He said Mom was ugly, now go get him!”
- “Kill him and you’ll be famous.”
- “I’ve seen him do this once before when a girl dumped him.”
- “S/He’s alive. There goes that dream.”
- “That was the night I died.”
- “I’d rather be a pig than a fascist.”
- “You don’t remember your name?”
- “Don’t be afraid, I just want to help you.”
- “Poor kids. I’ll really miss them.”
- “I don’t fight for honor. I fight for a paycheck.”
- “ No, No, No! Don’t do this! Help! Help! Crazy lady with the shovel!”
- “She was once quite beautiful, so I decided to pursue her, then I realized she wasn’t, so then, as usual, I ran away.”
- “You’re in love. Don’t deny it, you’ve been sighing all day”
- “She never woke up again.”
- “You blubber heads! I’m not runnin’ a luxury cruise! Now get to work!”
- “Why does everything that’s good for you have to taste so bad?”
- “Whatever you don’t want me to clean, better hide it now!”
- “This is our little secret. You tell anyone and I’ll rip your mouth off.”
- “I give up. I see no point in living if I can’t be beautiful.”
- “If I lose my magic, that means I’ve lost absolutely everything.”
- “ It’s… you’re scaring me. I have this weird feeling you’re going to leave. ”
- “There’s a demon inside you.”
- “Don’t get alarmed but I’m being followed. Act normal.”
- “Don’t worry, I’ve got four-wheel drive.”
- “This is what hatred looks like! This is what it does when it catches hold of you! It’s eating me alive, and very soon it will kill me!”
- “Smooth. Very smooth. You definitely know how to make a good first impression.”
- “Everyone fears their own mortality.”
- “Play with me or I’ll break your arm!”
- “I gotta get out of this place. Someday I’m getting on that train.”
- “Wait give us a minute! This is clearly harassment.”
- “Why do fireflies have to die so soon?”
- “There you are, sweetheart. Sorry I’m late. I was looking everywhere for you.”
- “When you’re going to kill a god, let someone else do your dirty work.”
- “Why did you stop me from killing her?”
- “When I saw you, I just wanted to find a way to protect you.”
- “One thing you can always count on is that hearts change.”
- “Tell me while you’re still alive!”
- “This is a tomb for the both of us.”
- “If nobody comes in, I’m gonna have to eat pancakes forever and be fat, fat, fat! And what am I supposed to do about that?”
- “Even if you were a woman, you’d still be an idiot!”
- “What do you say we give ‘em a little demonstration of how fast we can run, huh?”
- “HAM!”
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Send 💝 for a plationic kiss.
Send 💞 for a awkward kiss.
Send 💓 for a heated kiss.
Send 💟 for a delicate kiss.
Send 💔 for a interrupted kiss.
Send 💘 for a static shock kiss.
Send 💗 for a repetitive lip peck kiss.
Send 🖤 for a forced/harsh/firm kiss.
Send💚 for an eskimo kiss.
Send💙 for a spiderman kiss.
Send💜 for a quick kiss.
Send💛 for an air kiss.
Send💕for good night/morning kiss.
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critical role sentence starters !!!
- so… we’ll talk later.
- why won’t you stay down and die with dignity?
- no. no further.
- this is not over. it can’t be.
- try not to have too much fun without us.
- i have this blink candle. it’s formed from various animals that blink.
- it’s so rare that we’re actually given the opportunity to be honest about everything. we might as well try it once and see if we like it.
- you know i’m in love with you, right?
- you seem… like a person. and that’s great.
- those are coins! you’re not making it rain, you’re making it hail!
- i’m killing someone, hold please.
- your secret is safe with my indifference.
- my heart is someone else’s.
- do not go far from me. if we are out of earshot, you are too far from me.
- um, i don’t know if it’s the food you made or the fact that we’re going to die tomorrow, but i want to kiss you.
- i was all kinds of fucked up a few weeks ago.
- you’re all kinds of fucked up all the time. we all are. and that’s why we’re together.
- i just want to let you know… i am possibly the worst person you’ve ever met.
- i think i kind of hope… not necessarily to hurt you or harm you, but i hope that one day… that you can know just how awful i can be.
- you can curse, it’s okay. you killed one of us.
- i think i’ve always been in love with the idea of you.
- i was only gone for thirty seconds!
- i encourage violence.
- i can give you the means to protect them.
- i do not want to die who i am. i’d like to live long enough to be someone else.
- you’re on your own, fuckface.
- a volcano is – is nature’s candle!
- sometimes people go and they don’t come back.
- do you spice?
- so we’re going to kill everyone that we see in the next ten seconds.
- i don’t want to be here if you’re not.
- i told you before. no one kills you but me.
- he traded his life!
- i don’t have very many things that i care about and i don’t have anything that cares about me.
- i’m great! well, not really, but i’m just going to pretend i’m happy so everybody can be okay!
- i’ve been in a barrel for an hour. i fell asleep in there!
- yes. i heard. it was the only thing i heard.
- don’t cry. i’m just a little cold.
- i bury my shame.
- i should have told you. it’s yours.
- forgiveness – that’s the key, isn’t it? it’s the only way to really grow.
- your hair’s a mess. sit still.
- you are my heart. you are me. you are my other half. you are welcome with me always.
- you don’t always have to put on a brave face, dear.
- we’re friends, right? are we friends?
- i know we don’t always agree and i know i can be unkind, but… you know you’re family, right?
- i’ve had a terrible thought. and it is sort of my business to have terrible thoughts.
- take me instead.
- we walk towards glory.
- that’s mine! that’s mine!
- did it choose me because i was broken, or did it break me?
- please bring him back to me.
- you think you care about me?
- this was always supposed to happen, wasn’t it?
- i love you. if i can find you, i will. if not, stay alive.
- if he’s gone i won’t be the same.
- i’d watch your moral panic all day, it’s delightful.
- in many ways you are my total opposite. but you are also my best friend.
- i made a choice. this is my family.
- i forgive you. but i cannot let you leave.
- please. please. i love him as much as you do.
- fix him. fix him!
- i like this family. i’d like to keep it.
- i want you to know that you are like a brother to me.
- talk about my sister again.
- it’s been a while since we’ve had one of our depressing chats!
- i can’t have you gone. i need you here.
- i think we’re very broken people. but i think together we’re much greater than the sum of our parts.
- don’t ever fucking do that again.
- you didn’t die. but you did! but you didn’t. but you did! and then you didn’t.
- i don’t want any of this! i don’t want any of this.
- i’ve just had a near death experience and i’m craving some lasagna.
- you know, you’re getting weirder.
- you and i are very different.
- i’ve killed two of those who’ve wronged me and nothing is better. nothing feels better. nothing is avenged.
- call me “child” one more goddamn time!
- if you’re lucky, you die last.
- some people have no sense of fucking honor!
- i’ll take my clothes off if it’ll inspire us.
- thank you for believing in me.
- you’ve never done anything for me! never! you’ve never risked anything, you don’t know me!
- everyone else believes in you. why shouldn’t you?
- how many fingers am i holding up?
- what’s the first letter of the alphabet? this you know.
- yay! teamwork!
- you fucking died!
- don’t touch me right now! i’m not – don’t touch me!
- i’m going to go get a sandwich.
- you had us all very worried.
- your reckless impulses will get you killed!
- i’m done with gods. they will not help me. perhaps you will.
- this is too fucking much.
- come here, you shithead.
- it has been an honor.
- screw you! i want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated.
- you’re the face i saw when murder entered my heart.
- i’m undecided about you.
- never forget you’re my favorite. and i’m so sorry.
- i’m not leaving him.
- you’re a better man than you believe.
- feel like making a home here?
- you’re an idiot and i’m very proud of you. don’t do that again.
- sound off if you’re alive.
- it’s not going to work.
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50% OFF Starters pt 2
“If you continue your attempts at flirting, I will be forced to take DRASTIC measures.”
“I like watching you from behind.”
“Stunning deduction sherlock.”
*demonic voice* “by the darkest sun that casts its menacing rays of the furthest madness, we sense your intentions, (name). the gibbering of mad cultists whisper wicked words to temporal winds, they inform us that you are not to be trusted. Usurper. Usurper.”
“USURPER!”
“I’ve heard a lot about you and your extensive collection of tank tops, like I’m thinking about getting like 10 more.”
“Calm down little dude.”
“the fear of drowning is a primal one. it’s a feeling of helplessness, of losing all control. struggling against an inevitable fate as your lungs fill with water…”
“I don’t need a piece of paper to tell me how to swim or how to fuck Dean Winchester.”
“You know I had a dream like this once, you surprisingly had more clothes on, though, at least at the start.”
“ten bucks says he dies.”
“I’m gonna go run my feelings off.”
“Yeah it didn’t work out… for them.”
“I have to go scream confusing, end-of-the-world ramblings at people under the freeway.”
“I feel like I should argue this, but the potential for implied sexual antics is far too appealing.”
“do not be alarmed! I am about to be hilarious.”
“Maybe you should stop dragging me to these rap battles then!”
“I WANT YOU TO SHARE THE THINGS IN MY LIFE THAT ARE IMPORTANT TO ME!”
“I was under the impression there would be implied sexual antics, time to take matters into my own hands!”
“This feels a little exploitative.”
“I need a soda. Or therapy. Probably both.”
“Yeah it started because K-pop concert security is tougher than it looks but I just got hooked on the feeling of crushing someones face in with a solid right cross.”
“sHHSHHshhshhhhh shut up shut up! shh I SMELL BOYS BEING GAY.”
“Excuse me I am trying to scream my feelings into your mouth!”
“That wasn’t hot… it was just fucking weird…”
“It’s not what I would have you in, but I do appreciate beauty in all its many forms. mostly that cute booty though.”
“hey, the heart wants what the heart wants.”
“It may be hard to believe, but recently I lost the ability to read.”
“Just because you can’t read the words, doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the book in a different way.”
“boom! done. advice over. let’s go get shitfaced!”
“Alright I brought the bitch-board for (name).”
“Alright let’s call it what it is, a sissy paddle.”
“calm down (name) we weren’t talking about your internet search history.”
“MY SWEET BABY SWAM!”
“didn’t we make a pact to stop her from doing this weeb shit?”
“this better not be anymore or (name)’s weird porn!”
“Please call the police, because I look so good in this it should be against the law! uh, don’t actually call the police though, I WILL incriminate all of you.”
“Yeah but didn’t they train on those islands where all those teenagers were killed? …and those witch burnings happened? …and all that toxic waste was spilled?”
“if you die, I get fired and I like this job. people don’t ask questions here.”
“fish-men walk among us. conquerers of land, BORN FROM THE OCEAN–”
“I don’t need him to make weird pornography, I have prawns for that.”
“Finally moving out, son? I’d like to say it’s been fun. I’d like to. But I won’t.”
“hey check me out! I’m on a bout!”
“Sit down and stop making 2009 references!”
“nah, I scream enough at the unforgiving void of space.”
“DON’T STEAL MY BONES!”
“You know, the ocean goblin? He lives in the ocean and if you don’t brush your teeth he steals your bones.”
“Ok I’m done for the day. If anyone needs me I’m gonna be in the tent looking at weird porn.”
“Hey, you miss every ball you don’t hit.”
“You say ‘you people’ like you’re not part of the family. I’ve got some news for you, you’re already on the christmas card.”
“You think these antics would fly at the german club?”
“brush your teeth, kid.”
“Can you hear it? the ocean… it wants blood.”
“I’m the best damn shot we’ve got.”
“You know, when I was a kid, before my dad got hit by that train, he said, ‘(name) don’t let your friends swim out into the ocean and get stranded on the haunted island of camp kill-a-teen.’ and here we are… stranded on the… haunted island of camp kill-a-teen…”
“that’s fair.”
“hey tweedle-dee and tweedle-dumbass!”
“It’s fine, baby, if you get scared you can squeeze my hand.”
“now let’s make like scooby-doo and split up to find a clue.”
“In 1991 a case was discovered where a man had the remains of over fifteen victims hidden in his apartment, over 40% of which were stored within his refrigerator. do you know how unsanitary that is?”
“you’re so cute when you never shut up. Now shut up.”
“all hail decision cube!”
“that’s when you started walking on the wild side, right?”
“I AM NOT SOME PETTY CRIMINAL!”
“Does anyone want to hear my tragic backstory?”
“Bed? But what about possible axe-murderers?”
“And we solved the curse of the island, and realized that the real axe murderer was love, all along.”
“It was a good night for all of us, let’s spend more nights in abandoned lighthouses.”
“That hottie from the track team is here and I wanna ask politely is he wants to get rowdy in the back of my dad’s Prius.”
“YOU CAN’T CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS”
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