Tag: ;outofmasterballs ;; Ask Meme

Adorable Starters

havetobememes:

  • “Guess what I got you!”
  • “That looks cute on you.”
  • “Sorry I worked late today. Want to do something?”
  • “I just want to run my fingers through your hair.”
  • “I’m exhausted. Want to just cuddle?”
  • “Calm down. It’s okay. No one was hurt.”
  • “It’s a beautiful day. Want to have a picnic?”
  • “Want to marathon something on Netflix?”
  • “Care to dance?”
  • “That was a nice surprise. What’s the occasion?”
  • “You are so adorable!”
  • “There’s a festival this weekend. Want to check it out?”
  • “Does this look silly?”
  • “Plenty of room under the blankets…”
  • “Let me help you with that.”
  • “Can we just stay in today?”
  • “I cleared my schedule to spend all day with you.”
  • “How did you like the flowers?”
  • “I feel like going to the beach.”

rpmemed:

SENTENCE MEMES FROM POPULAR TUMBLR TEXT POSTS :

this post was used for reference.

❛  but officer, they were fucking with my clique.  ❜
❛  if you lose yourself, i will find you.  ❜
❛  true friends don’t judge each other. they judge other people. together.  ❜
❛  oh, you’re my friend? name three of my albums.  ❜
❛  i’m sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory.  ❜
❛  fuck you but fuck me first.  ❜
❛  you’re cute, what is your face html?  ❜
❛  my life is one big ‘ wow, ok. ’  ❜
❛  my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background.  ❜
❛  i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account?  ❜
❛  my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore.  ❜
❛  at myself, what the fuck are you doing.  ❜
❛  if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem, then you’re in too deep.  ❜
❛  this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid.  ❜
❛  how do you get a nice body without moving.  ❜
❛  it’s so hard when you’re in a cuddly mood and don’t have anyone to cuddle with!! this is an outrage!!  ❜
❛  ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened?  ❜
❛  you ever just ugh really hard?  ❜
❛  i’m a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness.  ❜
❛  i was confident for like two minutes one time.  ❜
❛  all i think about is sex and what i’m going to eat next.  ❜
❛  i have my pencils and my tears ready.  ❜
❛  i’m that kinda person who, between two choices, will always pick the wrong one.  ❜
❛  i avoid everyone, including the people i like.  ❜
❛  i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember that i don’t even like me.  ❜
❛  gosh golly! this beat is … whoo! this beat is … DANDY!  ❜
❛  it’s hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you.  ❜
❛  thinking about space fucks me up.  ❜
❛  my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes.  ❜
❛  i wish i could illegally download clothes.  ❜
❛  heelys don’t have brakes because my swag don’t stop.  ❜
❛  i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you, i’m a really sad person.  ❜
❛  at least i can admit that i’m a piece of shit.  ❜
❛  ‘ i’m not bitter ’ i say bitterly, with a bitter expression.  ❜
❛  i’m fluent in talking shit.  ❜
❛  it’s crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me.  ❜
❛  why am i better than everyone?  ❜
❛  sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments.  ❜
❛  I SWEAR, I AM NOT CUTE OR SWEET. DON’T CALL ME THAT. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME.  ❜
❛  i don’t ‘ dress to impress. ’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves.  ❜
❛  i love learning bad things about people i don’t like.  ❜
❛  i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.  ❜
❛  i’m just an asshole with feelings.  ❜
❛  there’s a special place in hell reserved for me. it’s called the throne.  ❜
❛  damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i don’t give a fuck about what you have to say.  ❜
❛  damn gurl, you flappy bird? because no one likes you.  ❜
❛  your tattoo says ‘ only god can judge me, ’ yet here i am.  ❜
❛  i’m not even sassy, i’m just an asshole.  ❜
❛  i’m not a bitch, i am the bitch.  ❜
❛  i like being obsessed with things so that i am distracted from how much i hate myself.  ❜
❛  tips on talking to me when i’m pissed off: don’t.  ❜
❛  my fashion sense is called ‘ i am cold and pissed off. ’  ❜
❛  maybe ‘ fuck you ’ will be our always.  ❜
❛  i believe in hate at first sight.  ❜
❛  you hate me? wow, so much in common already.  ❜
❛  i’m filled with hate and useless facts.  ❜
❛  do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you?  ❜
❛  i’d be such a good girlfriend, you’re all missing out.  ❜
❛  getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there.  ❜
❛  there’s always gonna be that one person who you can’t get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try.  ❜
❛  i ship me and money.  ❜
❛  have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow?  ❜
❛  how do i get over someone i never dated?  ❜
❛  i have a very big crush on you but sadly i am only a little bug and you are a garden.  ❜
❛  if you grab my face right before you kiss me, i’ll definitely fall in love with you.  ❜
❛  i don’t like your clothes, take them off.  ❜
❛  put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up.  ❜
❛  dying is taking too long.  ❜
❛  being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body.  ❜
❛  don’t joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me.  ❜
❛  you can’t spell school without ‘ i want to stab myself. ’  ❜
❛  good news, everyone: dogs.  ❜
❛  if you think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then you’re completely wrong.  ❜

insecurity / body image starters

angstmemes:

this meme contains triggering material such as mention of body image issues

“You’re just saying that to make me feel better.”
“How often do I need to tell you how amazing you look, before you’ll believe me?”
“I’m honestly one of the dumbest people alive.”
“I can’t do anything right.”
“I look so fat in this. I look fat in everything.”
“I can’t eat that, it’ll make me even fatter than I already am.”
“You can treat yourself every once in a while. A cupcake isn’t going to kill you!”
“You can’t go out looking like that, you look ridiculous.”
“You look way too skinny in that dress. You need curves to wear something like that.”
“I don’t understand how you can just walk around like this. Those trousers are way too tight on you.”
“You look like a skeleton. You should get some meat on you before everyone starts thinking you’re sick or something.”
“No, no, you can’t wear that. You’re too short.”
“You’re going out in THAT?”
“I can’t let you wear that, you look ridiculous.”
“Oh my god, you’re so fat.”
“You need to lose a few pounds before you can get away with those jeans.”
“Ew, you’re so skinny that you look sick…”
“You should try dieting.”
“How much do you weigh?”
“You’ve gained even more weight, haven’t you?”
“You’re skipping a lot of meals. Are you alright…?”
“You’d tell me if you were skipping meals on purpose, right?”
“Why are you trying to lose weight? You’re already really thin.”
“If you want to get a girl / boyfriend, you’re going to have to do something about the way you look.”
“Do you think I’m happy looking like this?”
“Stop exaggerating, you look fine.”
“You’re not fat!”
“You’re so lucky that you’re so skinny! It must be so easy being you!”
“Everyone’s insecure about their body, so stop being so precious about it and get over yourself already.”
“Everyone is beautiful in their own way. You just need to find confidence in yourself.”
“I tell everyone they’re beautiful, but I can’t tell myself the same thing.”
“I’m pretty sure they were laughing at me. I guess I shouldn’t have dared to leave the house in something ‘sexy’. It doesn’t suit me.”
“Why are you so afraid of showing yourself? We’re friends, I won’t judge you for anything!”
“Is that a birthmark? It’s… big.”
“There’s nothing wrong with your face or your body. You’re just you and people should learn to accept that. You included.”
“Were you crying? Why?”
“I saw what you wrote down… Do you really believe you’re that ugly?”
“Don’t listen to them! They’re just trying to rile you up!”
“I’m not going to tell you that you’re not fat, because you are. But I will tell you that you’re gorgeous.”

Synonyms for “I love you”.

“Did you eat enough today?”
“Are you still hungry?”
“How much sleep did you get last night?”
“I’m worried about you.”
“Is there anything I can do to help?”
“Do you need me to spend the night?”
“My phone will be right by my pillow.”
“Call me, please.”
“Your smile is beautiful.”
“Don’t worry, I’ll take care of it for you.”
“I’ve got your back.”
“I appreciate what you do for me.”
“Don’t forget to buckle up.”
“Put the phone away while you’re driving.”
“Call me when you get there.”
“Thank you.”

rpmemesfam:

high school musical sentence starters.

“ did we really fly all this way just to play more basketball? ”
“ well, you sound like you’ve done a lot of singing, too. ”
“ well, looks like us wildcats are in for an interesting afternoon. ”
“ i hope you come watch me in the musical. ”
“ we needn’t concern ourselves with amateurs. ”
“ you are welcome to school activities that are… well, appropriate for. ”
“ do you know something about this… small person? ”
“ do you know what i’m gonna do to those two overmoussed showdogs? ”
“ now this is only going to happen; if we all work together… ”
“ this is a place of learning, not a hockey arena. ”
“ well, just, so you know singing with you was the most fun i’ve had on. ”
“ look, you’re a hoops dude. not a musical singer person. ”
“ my point is, if you play basketball, you’ll end up on the cereal box. ”
“ i don’t attempt to understand the female/male mind. ”
“ whoa, don’t tell me you’re good at hoops too. ”
“ okay, now we will only be able to do this if we all work together. ”
“ all of these events weren’t happening on the same day, at the same time. ”
“ he/she hasn’t even asked our permission to join the drama club. ”
“ so, you’re coming with me to the after-party, right? ”
“ where is your sports posse, or whatever you call it? ”
“ i was just looking at all the bulletin boards. lots going on at this school. ”
“ dream? do you remember the night before? ”
“ hip hop is my passion. i love to pop, and lock, and jam, and break. ”
“ it’s just dancing. sometimes i think it’s cooler than homework. ”
“  in my other schools, i was the freaky math girl/guy. ”
“  i can’t – i, uh, have to catch up on, uh, homework. ”
“ should i go for it? i better shake this. yikes. ”
“ you know it’s always good to get extra credit, for… college. ”
“ um, well i just thought maybe, um, you could watch me play ball sometime or something. ”
“ this school is about more than just young men in baggy shorts flinging balls for touchdowns. ”
“ did you ever think about trying something new, but were afraid of what your friends might think? ”
“ do you remember in kindergarten how you’d meet a kid and know nothing about them, then 10 seconds later you’re playing like you’re best friends? ”