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themusichaults:

I don’t see why not.

Good, keep away from his testicles.

“Thank you so much. I’ll have to ask Silv if it’d be okay next. I wanted your permission before I said anything.

I’d like to stay a virgin for the next 80 years thank you very much. I have no interest in his dingle.”

themusichaults:

…

I’m listening.

“Would… Would it be alright if I called Silv my little brother?”

themusichaults liked your post “What is this I hear about underage drinking? Silv, you know better…”

“Hey, can we talk for a bit?”

themusichaults:

Good.

hm.

I’m not sure if I want to know.

“O’course. Gotta defend my best friend somehow.”

“It’s up to you if you want to know. If you do, ask Silv about it. If you don’t, well case closed.”

themusichaults:

I believe there’s a misunderstanding here mostly because 1) they aren’t really trash talking it’s more like what if scenarios I don’t really appreciate and 2) violence is very common here, your saw and your expression don’t scare me. So there’s no need to apologize.

The most terrifying thing about you for me is just that you’re human.

That’s it.

“The anon I was threatening was insinuating that Silv was a ‘disgusting fatso that Kin should never talk to’ end quote. So I was setting the record straight by attempting to relieve the poor bastard of his unneeded limbs.”

“Ah, some people wouldn’t agree with you that I’m human. Why? That’s a secret. Perhaps ask Silv why that is.”

"Apologies if I scared you. I just don’t appreciate people trash talking one of my very best friends.”

Casually hides the hacksaw behind her back to not scare him further.

themusichaults:

I asked if my son was okay and asked if he actually did or didn’t marry Sonic like he said yesterday and that’s what I got and I’m trying not to dry heave at the moment.

“For the love of Dialga, I swear… Here.”

And she promptly gave him a bucket for the dry heaving and a pillow to hug.