“They’remineandnobodycantakethemfrommenowstopstaring.” Aggressively shoves cookies into mouth and runs away.

“If that’s the way you wanted it from the start, you should have told me that you never wanted berries or fruits.”

“I never would have offered if you’ve decided to binge on expired cookies until you puke for the rest of your life. Well, now I know better.”